Thursday 6 September 2012

Hemroids Q&a

Sharon asks…

how do you get rid of hemroids?

ive got these massive lumps on my ass and they wont go ive tried razor blades and lighters but they just wont go any help?

admin answers:

Wtf ! Get some haemorrhoid cream (note the spelling) !

Donald asks…

Why are they called asteroids if they're in the hemisphere, but hemroids if they're in your ***?

Bonus question: Why is it that architects are afraid to build a floor thirteen, but book publisher's and author's aren't afraid of putting in a Chapter 11? Suggested category: Physics. Chapter 11 = Chapter eleven bankruptcy. Bad.

admin answers:

What's wrong with chapter 11??

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